There were many responses at this blog to my “Open Letter to Anne Rice.” A good bit over 100. I read all of them, though not every one of them was posted.** I responded to most of those I read, particularly because I kept seeing the same set of basic assumptions popping up. I promise not to squeeze any more life out of this moment than there is, but below is a short(ish) response to two of the more prevalent assumptions underlying many reader comments. (PLEASE NOTE: this is not a further commentary on Anne Rice’s announcement; it is a response to common assumptions found in the reader comments on my initial letter)
The first prevalent assumption among those who commented on my previous post was that I am “an idiot.” Pffssst… chyeah, right. Am not.
The second is that I am “a jackass.” Now, that I can buy.

Actual Assumption #1:
The “Human Element” of Religion
There was, present in many of the comments posted, the assumption that one can remove the “human element” from religion. It’s an immensely problematic idea and here is why I think so: Many, if not most, would agree that religion is a human construct; that we made it up. Religion is either the way we go about seeking some Divine Source we can only hope and believe is really there underneath it all or it is our poetic and philosophical effort to make lemonade from the lemons of life. Therefore, if one ascribes to this idea of religion, then all there is to it is the human element. We are either reaching out for “God” who couldn’t possibly have had anything to do with this circus of dogmas and funny robes or we’re deluding ourselves in order to cope with the absurdity of life.
In that light, let’s suppose that one’s entire religious practice was made up of silent meditation alone in a room in an empty building in an abandoned city whose residents had been eaten by zombies who then, themselves died from side effects of the 5-Hour Energy Drink stored in the blood streams of the very alert people they had eaten (I’m just trying to paint a picture of isolation here… stick with me). Even in that very isolated scenario, the practice of meditation would have had to be learned from someone else. Be it face to face or in written form or by instructional video, the transference of religious knowledge or spiritual practice is always a human process; People teaching people to be (ostensibly) better people. Religion is people.
So, if religion is a human construct and you remove the “human element” from it you are left with nothing.. which would make many among us just as happy… until the zombies show up.
But what if you are just crazy enough to believe that The Divine communicates directly to people? Luckily, I am just such a nut. So is Anne Rice. We’re nuts, Anne and I! You see, I believe, along with Anne Rice, that God has revealed Himself to His Creation over many, many years. We believe that the pinnacle in this long history of revelation is the Incarnation of Jesus Christ; God becoming man. This tradition makes the elimination of the “human element” problematic in that God, with every phase of revelation over the course of history, has intentionally and consistently chosen the human element; even to the extreme of becoming human. Prophets, Priests, Teachers, Guides, Rulers, etc.. all human, as was Jesus of Nazareth. So while we might be a ripe mess, it seems that in some strange way we are the mess God wants.
Furthermore, this same tradition shuns the individualistic practice of faith in which religion is “just between God and me.” The instructions or teachings that have accompanied each phase of revelation are communal instructions and teachings. The teachings of Christ in particular are teachings spoken to crowds of people rather than to individuals. They were/are designed to create a culture of forgiveness, generosity and hope rather than just individuals marked by those traits. Christ’s methods were and are communal: He called a group of twelve people to himself and taught them as a collective. He taught the masses who followed him. Meanwhile, despite his deep criticism of Judaism, Jesus nonetheless continued to teach within that system; in its synagogues and to the communities gathered there around Torah. I think it’s safe to say that, even if one is unsure as to His “agenda,” Jesus sought (and seeks) to accomplish his goal by reshaping the way people live, not as individuals, but together… until the zombies show up.

Actual Assumption #2:
The “End” of Religious Practice
Lastly (I promise) throughout the comments, there seemed to be a further assumption that the practice of religion is intended for the improvement of ones self. Agreed… but. That is not it’s end. A better self is particularly better insofar as that better self can then help other selves become better selves. There is a responsibility that comes with health, blessing and wisdom; the responsibility to pass it on. The healing of our own lives becomes a gift we have the privilege and responsibility to offer others. But even that is not the end.
The better self helps others be better selves and they, together, become better communities which, in turn, create better neighborhoods, better cities and better cultures which eventually, hopefully and prayerfully transform the face of nations and the globe into the shape and pattern of what Jesus called “the Kingdom.” Christ’s “end” from the very beginning was to redeem all things and all people, reconciling them to the Father and instating His Kingdom on earth as a dwelling place for all of God’s creation. A dwelling place with the foundations of Justice, Mercy and Love. Any religious (or irreligious) idea which excludes an entire people group from this vision is out of line with that vision and its Architect. In this light, if someone really “gets it,” the last thing one ought to do is disconnect themselves from those who don’t get it. George Bernard Shaw said it thusly: ”I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die.”
DISCLAIMER: All this is only my opinion, which I will continue to force down peoples’ throats by posting it here on my own blog where you are all morally and legally obliged to click and scroll until I am through controlling you; after which point you are free to move on and linger at the far more entertaining and informative Daily Show page.. That is, of course.. until the zombies show up.
**(comments I did not post were generally those that were only insulting without offering content… also ignored were any comments submitted by Yankee fans.)